Alright, this was Sydney’s last show as my apprentice. She went out in the most appropriate way possible: playing songs by lady rappers. There’s a certain comedy to the premise of this show as Sydney is a moderately inoffensive lady that plays with lasers by professional choice (she’s in physics). I still laugh at the idea of her singing “Yankin’” to herself while shooting said lasers. This is where my disinterest in photography comes to hurt all of us. Anyway, she’s off to brighter pastures and, hopefully, to on-air ones. If she gets a show, I’ll let you know when it is so you can listen to it. In the meantime, this is her playlist.

Salt N’ Pepa - Push It
Ghostface Killah ft. Missy Elliot - Tush
Lady - Yankin
Lady - Twerk
Khia - My Neck and My Back
Riskay - Smell Yo Dick
Missy Elliot - Work It
Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On
The Firm - Fuck Somebody Else
Lil’ Kim - Not Tonight
Lil’ Kim - How Many Licks
Yo Majesty - The Monkey
Yo Majesty - Kryptonite Pussy
Anquette - Throw the P
Gangsta Boo - Pretty Pussy Lips
Amanda Blank - Make It Take It
Amanda Blank - Something Bigger, Something BetterRoxanna Shante - Knockin’ Hiney
MC Lyte - Give Me What I Want
Trina - No PantiesAmanda Blank - Might Like You Better
Trina - Hit It Right
Bahamadia - True Honey Buns
Charli Baltimore - Making Love
Lola Monroe - Dancing With No Panties
Sylk E Fyne - Romeo and Juliet
Remy Ma - Everyday I’m Fucking Him
Jacki-O - Nookie